DEAR STEVE GILMET WE WILL MISS YOUR SLOB BUTT


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One of the best dudes the sloblife world has ever seen, will soon be departing. He has given us a true insight as to what one can really achieve in the slob world.

Remember all the fun we had together Mr. Gilmet ? We used to romp the streets until the wee hours of the morning. We spent our last change on cigarettes and a cab ride. You would sleepover in my room on that torn, floral mattress beside my bed that just appeared one day and never left the floor. You left a pan of nachos out on the counter for at least a month and when you finally decided to clean it up, maggots had appeared…sigh. You are truly one of a kind.

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One evening I was ordering Gigi’s delivery. You told me you weren’t hungry, but still you ordered an entire lasagna and ate every last bit. I can’t tell you how impressed i was. Gigi’s is DISGUSTING.

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I will never forget how awful it was to look at you when your face was all caked with scab make up. I am pretty sure i was eating a slice of pizza, and you walked onto the patio and i had to throw it out.

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You are a king.

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You are a very sexy man.

I love you forever.

I will visit.

ENJOY

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2 responses to “DEAR STEVE GILMET WE WILL MISS YOUR SLOB BUTT

  1. this is the best thing everrrrr! it made me have to poop>>i still have to pooop…but im holding it in..im gonna poop now…thanks lindsay

  2. AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Bita

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