SLOB LIFE VERSION OF AN INTERVIEW:
WE HAVE ROB AND ALEX: TWO BROS. SLOBS? LET’S SEE!
STONED? ABSOLUTELY! (not me, duh)
PLEASE IGNORE MY VOICE :
Please remember here that i had asked who they thought was a slobby celeb:
You know what? i dont care if these are in order
FAVOURITE BREAKFAST JOINT?
USING AN ONION AS A STRAW !
DINNER IS SERVED. OKONOMIYAKI WITH HP AND MAYONNAISE ! WHAT AN INVENTIOn!
OKAY LET’S GET SERIOUS FELLAS:
CAN YOU RELATE?
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE THE SUBJECT OF A SLOB LIFE HANGOUT CONTACT LYNDSAY POMERANTZ AND THE SLOB LIFE CREW WILL SHOW UP ON YOUR DOORSTEP. (BEGGING FOR BEER AND EATS)
One of the best dudes the sloblife world has ever seen, will soon be departing. He has given us a true insight as to what one can really achieve in the slob world.
Remember all the fun we had together Mr. Gilmet ? We used to romp the streets until the wee hours of the morning. We spent our last change on cigarettes and a cab ride. You would sleepover in my room on that torn, floral mattress beside my bed that just appeared one day and never left the floor. You left a pan of nachos out on the counter for at least a month and when you finally decided to clean it up, maggots had appeared…sigh. You are truly one of a kind.
One evening I was ordering Gigi’s delivery. You told me you weren’t hungry, but still you ordered an entire lasagna and ate every last bit. I can’t tell you how impressed i was. Gigi’s is DISGUSTING.
I will never forget how awful it was to look at you when your face was all caked with scab make up. I am pretty sure i was eating a slice of pizza, and you walked onto the patio and i had to throw it out.
You are a king.
You are a very sexy man.
I love you forever.
I will visit.
MUSIC TO LISTEN TO WHILE LOOKING AT THIS POST:
poop art? by Patrick Cruz
the three above : sean law! IN JAPAN!!!