Category Archives: SO WHAT? I LIKE IT

ASK A SLOB (working title)

OKAY HERE WE GO I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I DECIDED TO DOLE OUT SOME ADVICE TO YOU FREAKZ. AND BOY DID I GET A RESPONSE!!!!!!!!!

LARS FALK ASKS: how do i find the hat that’s right for me?

SLOBLIFE: check out a variety of different places! dude, there is a sick hat store on granville island. i mean, duh, obviously expensive but that place has some NASTY ASS SHIT. like, in a good way. you need a mirror though for sure.

LARS FALK AGAIN: where can i buy fireworks after halloween?

SLOBLIFE: i mean, it’s pretty far out there, but check out this locay

LARS FALK: what are the best gold panning spots in canada?

SLOBLIFE: i have no fucking clue. you lookin to get some grillz? thats hot. or you could do this 

(this dude has serious issues)

LARS FALK: How can i make 300 a week from home?

SLOBLIFE:  You have a backyard? Pony rides. A pony will probably cost a lot of money, but i mean, once you have it, it basically pays for itself.

BEN LABELLE SAYS: Dear Lyndsay, my emotional landscape is like a Japanese garden and I’ve pretty much mastered daily life. any new challenges you can recommend to me?

SLOBLIFE: Get yourself a current copy of Guinness World Records go through the ENTIRE thing and try and beat them all. Personally, I am most interested in largest collection of trolls, loudest burp (male), and most drink cans broken with a whip in three minutes. Let me know if you ever finish, and good luck.

JACK POMERANTZ ASKS: If you catch the bird flu is it okay to eat chicken soup?

SLOB LIFE: If you catch the dog flu, is it okay to eat dogs? NO. comon.

PARTIES INTO POTPOURRI ASKS: Dear Sloblife, do you have any ideas on how to turn the dingy mess from a party (Kokanee cans, cigarette butts and empty bags of doritos) into funky home furnishings? Decorating tips, help!

SLOBLIFE: OMG DUH just leave everything where it is! that is how we decorate over here at slob life. Just one thing, do our friend lars falk a favor and give him one empty dorritos bags to wear as a hat.

RODNEY K: What is the preferred drink to offer guests at a slob life party?

SLOBLIFE: This is what you have to do. Get yourself a bedpan (a clean one! I’m not THAT gross). You will use this as a punch bowl. The punch recipe: Two 40’s of OE, a healthy serving of hot sauce (your choice, i prefer Franks Red hot Chili and Lime), pepperoni sticks, and 5 egg yolks. STIR THAT STUFF UP AND SERVE at room temperature, you can garnish with slices of limes if you want. but it’s a bit fancy.

also get these

I HOPE I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ADD A LITTLE DOSE OF SLOB TO YOUR LIFE. I AM HERE FOR YOU ALWAYS. LET’S DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME.

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WEED IS ON TOUR

REPPIN SLOB LIFE SO HARD

WHY DONT YOU QUIT DRINKING SO MUCH HATERADE

i have no idea what i’m doing.

Shouts out to Nick Howe for telling me to check out this fly guy.

WHAT

WE LOVE YOU ALEX

Alex is living it up on her euro trip right now. If i had thought of it earlier i would have had her videotape her adventures and send them over to the blog like a “Sloblife-goes-to-Europe-and-drinks-too-many-cheap bottles-of-wine-and-barfs-over-the-eiffel-tower” kind of thing, a reality show. But, of course all of my ideas come to me too late. (Also, she probably would not have agreed to staging a burger fight in the gaudy park) (another one of my ideas).

Anyway, let’s all wish her the best of times with Wurtis over the pond.

TODAY’S NEWS :

KEVIN’S LIVIN THE SLOB LIFE AROUND HERE

 

 

MY BOYFRIEND’S NEW CRUSH

WE LISTEN TO THIS EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT WHEN WE GET READY TO GO OUT TO PARTAY